Don’t take life so seriously! ENJOY!

TODAY’S ISSUES AND OPPORTUNITIES

HAVE A MAXIMUM SHELF LIFE OF (24) HOURS

…and then comes tomorrow….rlt 2008!!!

SO WHY NOT….

DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!!

…OR TAKE A 15 MINUTES OUT OF EACH AND EVERY DAY

TO RELAX IN NATURE!

…OR HAVE FUN REFLECTING ON YESTER-YEAR

AND KNOW THAT TOMORROW BRINGS

NEW OPPORTUNITIES FOR FUN!!

Life is way too short,

Break the rules, Forgive quickly,

Kiss slowly, Love truly,

Laugh uncontrollably,

And never regret anything that made you smile.

….and today we will start with this….

???WAS THAT ME???

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas.  Since she came from a generation when people didn’t

even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help.  Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family doctor.

After she filled out all the proper forms and had waited about 20 minutes in the waiting room the doctor called her into his office, leaned back in

his chair, folded his hands into a steeple and asked her how he could help.  “Doctor,” she said, “I have a very bad gas problem.  “A gas problem?”

replied the doctor.  “Yes. Yesterday afternoon, I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, er, ahhh…silent gas emissions.

Last night, I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had (blush) four silent gas emissions.  Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five

silent gas emissions!  Doctor, you’ve got to help me! What can we do?” “Well,” said the doctor,

“I think the first thing we’re going to do is give you a hearing test!”

!!!!NOW…..GO ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY!!!!

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